It's Crack. All Of It.

I don't even know how this came about. Something about epic-level cockblocking and Yuusuke. This is the DVD version, as per Kyo's orders.

( I'm supposed to be doing classwork right now. )

( 30 Yuusuke-centric sentences )

Also, a badly-done shooping:



Now back to me trying to figure out why there's no longer a "play all" option on my playlist on Youtube.

I totally have a folder labeled 4 AM now. These were the first things to go in it, because I was punch-drunk while renaming pictures. That's right...most of the text on these is the image's filename, with the obvious exception of any variations.

IMAGE-HEAVY, BITCHES.

( That's right, you want the good shit you go to Popo )

I made an Orion OST listing a while back, so I figured I'd share.



( Listing and YouTube links under here )

I'm bored again. I have stuff I'm in the process of typing, but mostly I'm just bored.

So here, in honor of my (finally) having finished Cowboy Bebop: Fanfiction Summaries of Fail and AIDS!

Here be spoilers, btw.

Annie's Song
Who is Annie? What is her connection to Mao and the Red Dragons? Who is the man in the photo? And how does Spike's past intertwine with hers?

Why should I care?

Red Planet Jazz
Twenty years after Spike's death, two new syndicates have risen up on Mars to take the place of the Red Dragons. While the Northern Star syndicate and the Blue Lily syndicate fight, Mars is falling apart under the strain. The Star need a hero. Guess who.

Superman? Batman? Hellboy? Someone to kick the shit of of Blue Lily for having a shitty name?

Addicting Tango
Please Read N Review. Thank you

.....

A New Face
8 years post Bebop, Spike and Faye are married and have a Daughter. What will happen when someone from Spike's distant past resurfaces? Chapter 6 up!

.....you...you did watch the series, right? I see no AU label, and I'm sure as hell not going inside to look for one. You get a grade of FAIL, good madam.

Cowboy Bebop: This can't be happening!
Okay i was at home minding my own business when i get some wierd e-mail and a link comes up so i click it and BAM! I end up in the Bebop universe! how am I gonna cope with this? my own OC X OC

*headdesk*

Reflections
Spike's thoughts as he's dying. Just a brief drabble. Rated T for implied death.

Blatant Contradiction no Jutsu!

Enslaved!
Sequel to Trapped! Jet and Teresa are getting hot and heavier while Jacob has his own problems to deal with when he meets a girl named Naomi in a cafe one night and Spike in the middle! Rated for violence and language and some details

Out of...five characters mentioned, ONE is canon. *gets out FAILstamp*

Freaky Bebop
The Bebop crew order takeout Chinese food in the midst of an argument... they don't know the fortune cookies they consume are enchanted...

NO. STOP THERE. DO NOT PASS GO DO NOT COLLECT 200 WULONG. One: How the fuck do you order takeout IN SPACE? Two: NO.

A Renewed Life
Post Real Folk Blues. An overwhelmed and amnesiac girl awakens from a cryogenic sleep to discover a world that she could’ve never dreamed of. Accompanied by a handsome cowboy, and a diverse crew, she tries to find her place. OC&everybody

That's....that's not an OC. That's Faye. Fail.

Lady Sings The Blues
First Cowboy Bebop Fanfic. Her name is Alyssa Thomas...she is a beautiful, serious, talented blonde...with a link to the past of a certain space cowboy...

Andy?

Aaaaaaand one I would totally read if I knew more about FMA canon:

Full Metal Bop
A bounty has been posted for Edward Elric, but when he can change the laws of physics, what do the laws of man matter? The crew of the Bebop is about to find out...the hard way.

There were a couple of fics I wrote concerning The Death of Yuusuke/Keiko in the Silververse, set in between Unmei and Subjective Purity. So here they are, because I like 'em. The first one seems to have a touch of OOC Yuusuke, but I firmly believe that Yuusuke has a soft side. He does! I promise! He thinks about saying girly, touchy-feely things and buying flowers! Of course he never follows through, but he thinks about it, and that's enough.

( Tell Her )

( Speak Up )

So I had the brainfart of Yuusuke and Kyoko, sometime in the far future (read: maybe two fics?), having a kid. This is what ensued. Three-quarters of a drabble!

( No idea where the name came from, either. )

Based off of #22 on the prompty thingy...Kyo made me write it.

( Ice Creams )

I do this thing where I take prompts from various communities and use them to my own ends. This is the Alpha list from 30kisses, turned into a set of Kyoko/Yuusuke sentences, because I'm having trouble with this 'verse lately. >_>;; Have fun.

( Shippiness Ahoy )

I drew another memory vault, ala this post, of Letitia this time. I put this one on DevArt, because Photobucket and I aren't speaking right now, so the names have been changed to protect the innocent me.


Natalie's Memory Vault 1 by ~youko-akimi on deviantART

And I know the numbering's wrong, but since I have no intention of putting the Alma one on DevArt, it makes more sense this way.

PS: DOMESTICVIOLENCEHA!

Okay, so the s is a lie; it's just the one doodle. Of Tris. On an index card.


Terris Character Sketch - Tris by ~youko-akimi on deviantART

On DevART, no less!

I have a piece of a fic I'm typing up on my laptop, but since I'm in Glorified Keyboarding and bored as hell, here's some sporkage of summaries...these are from the VERY LAST PAGES of the YYH section. Just for kicks.

YYH

"I Hate You" - Hiei's view of Kurama' girlfriend...

Well, that's straightforward. And in-character for Hiei, now that I think about it. xD

"Under the cherry blossom tree" - YYH

....

Dreams and Reality, Part.1 (a YYH Yaoi Fic) - Kurama has been hyave dream and it seems someone is out to get him (warning has Yaoi and Angst)Please R&R

This is every YYH fic ever. EVER, I say.

Yu Yu Hakusho New Age Season - The best continuing Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction out there! So far 4 Episodes...

THIS IS NOT A SUMMARY.

The Plan - This is my first YYH fic, please review. Flame or advice, please.

NOR IS THIS.

A Biiiiiiigggg Water Fight - *mumbling* strange...fic. No pairings, a little swearing.. Strange.. Just read it.

YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO EXCUSE FOR THIS FAGGOTRY.

Sisterly Love - I was bored then... and i didn't know what to do... so... but i think they look cute together.

Gragh. It's Trogday. I feel the need for some burnination. (It's a Hiei/Yukina fic, btw)

Open your heart - well, i think its like, im eugene and this is for jenny, i guess<.i>

SOMEone's from the Phillipines...

Just something that popped into my head. If you happen to recognize the title be aware that I did not write the other fic by that name. Nope. Don't know what you're talking about. *whistles innocently* I'm only calling it that because I hate calling things "Untitled" and I'm anxious to go watch the new Avatar. So yeah. Written both to get the plot bunny off my back and establish some things about the Silververse.

( New Meetings, Old Friends )

......I don't know either.

This episode brought the lulz...so now I share the lulz. Be grateful.

( NEKKID KUWABARA UNDER HERE. Wait, come back! )

I have bits of story, dialouge, what have you, pop into my head at random moments. It's weird as hell. So here are some old ones I managed to get onto my hard drive before they died forever. Most of them involve self-insertion out the wazoo, but then I tend to base my characters on myself and people I know anyway.

This one popped into my head, I think, after watching Garden State. Don't even know. Something involving a twelve-step program for anger management. Names have nothing to do with anything else I've written - they just went down. *shrug*

( Untitled One )

Quite clearly based on the Morlocks from the X-Men...I just like the idea, I s'pose.

( Morlocks )

And now for my baby, Terris. I will write more on this one day. I will. I swear.

( Terris )

One day, Terris. One day you will have an actual storyline.

I have these tidbits and things on my other computer, so I figured, what the hell. I'll post some of them here. They're in alphabetical order on my floppy disk, here, so I'll do my best to make sense of them. @_@

DEATHFICS

I have a character that showed up in my head one day that is basically the personification of Death. There was something about it changing hands every five hundred years, but I never did manage to make it a full-fledged story. But, of course, she wound up in Death Note at some point. A couple of points, actually. My characterization of Light is probably shit, but I can't bring myself to care right now. >_>;

( Death's Note )

( Death's Plans )

Few of you know about my ridiculously long (omni)fic, Floodgates. It involves Stargate: Atlantis, Ancient tech, and my Batman Beyond OCs. There is so much I could have done with that, but it was already 90 pages long, hand-written, when I stopped. Thus emerged the Floodgate Chronicles, snippets I thought up at random, disconnected from larger plotlines.

( Alternate Title: Omnichronicles )

This is the birthday fic I wrote Kyo that one time. Yes, Kyo, that one. The YYH one.

( Penny for your Thoughts )

Aaand the sort-of, unfinished sequel. >D The title is the definition of suck, but eh.

( Saving Up )

Let's see how much more the word limit can take, eh?

This is an outtake (sort of) from Zeus Complex, my first full-length, semi-canon Batman Beyond fic. From Terry's POV.

( ZC Outtake )

I wrote this hella long ago, and planned to post it the next day, but it turned into that thing I did when I couldn't sleep. :D So here. Have some of my crack.

( Into the rabbit hole... )

The other day, in a fit of boredom, I drew me and my friends as FFX characters. The only ones that turned out any good were frankyness and my brother, who is LJ-less. (The only guys. OMG SEXIST.) This is my brother. I'll post frankyness once the hair I pulled out trying to color this grows back.

( Click at your own risk. You should not view this picture if you have a heart condition, are pregnant or may become pregnant. Side effects include heartburn, nausea, thumb cancer, and Zutara. There is a possibility of contracting H/Hr, but this is rare. If you do lose your mind and start shipping H/Hr, contact the nearest hardware store and buy a sack of hammers to hit yourself with until you recover. )

I'm two hours away from home, it's nearly five am, and what am I doing?

Sporking self-insertion fics. Oh yeah.

The summary: Me and a few friends get sucked into Spira. We must over come obsticals and eventualy meet up with Yuna and her Guardians. Let the insanity and stupidity comence.

( ...... )